RANT: DS Lite Hinge

SO, I'm not gonna explain why I am ranting about this and get right into it. I recently discovered (about 2 weeks ago) that all the DS Lite hinges in America were made wrong so they will all break sooner or later. All the handhelds I have ever had from this century are the DS Lite, so I am pretty mad. In fact, I like the DS Lite so much I am on my 3rd one, 1st one was stolen, 2nd one was the one I used to much that the top screen broke off from this problem, and the 3rd one that I am currently using arrived on Monday. So my problem is that the right hinge, the one that shows the battery light, always breaks so that it can either be at a 100 Degree angle or a 0 Degree angle unless you buy one of those Nerf cases that come in green or blue or yellow that you can buy at Sams Club for 15 bucks. But wouldn't they figure out how to fix it after almost 8 years in the making? Seriously, Nintendo. The 3DS doesn't need new upgrades when the original DS Lite needs fixing, because that is just giving bonuses to the rich people while us poorer people are stuck with these oldies. It isn't fair! Be nice to us! We can't change the fact that we don't get that much money! Gimmee a break!

RANT: Ball pit, Circus, and Pizza Eating Contest

Hey guys! I know you read this post title and are probably thinking "Wat un idiawt hea haytz da vayre" well you're wrong. I do like the fair and I believe this is better than the previous fairs, but there are some flaws that if they are fixed this will be the perfect Fair ever.
Example #1: The ball pit was one of my favorite part of the fair. Now that they made special rooms for the fair instead of the games being spread around the island like they used to be, there is no room left for a ball pit at the iceberg because normal Club Penguin isn't decorated.
Example #2: The Circus was my favorite Club Penguin event. Now the Circus was replaced with rides. I do like rides, but if there were rides AND the circus, that would be great!
Example #3: There used to be a pizza eating contest at the pizza parlor. You guessed it! GONE!

That's all for this rant! Until next time, this is Storm signing off.

RANT: Idiots in the Community, Noobs, and More

Okay guys! This will be my first rant on the website, but here I go!

#1: The moronic twerps runnin around the community thinking everything that is set for a reason a bug.
Example 1: One time I saw a video where someone typed "Hi" in the name slot when creating a penguin. A popup came up saying "This name has a bad word in it" and they are like "GLITCH THERES NO BAD WORD". I cannot find this video right now, but I know its out there on Youtube. But they are so stupid that they cannot figure out that it is too short.
Example 2: I have no proof of this, but I am pretty sure there is a loser running around thinking that when you finish the Safety Quiz and up comes the old membership badge that thats not supposed to happen and is an unfixed bug.

#2: The noobs who ask you dumb questions and expect you to tell them everything that ever happened in the history of the world.
Example 1: I found a video on Youtube somewhere, and since I looked up 1 video for 10 minutes and couldn't find it, I will just ignore looking for this one. ANYWAY, in the video, the noob is asking the guy where he got his glasses. The guy says the Penguin Style so the noob just ignores and asks again. Then the guy asks again. It goes on for about 5 minutes. NOOBEE!
Example 2: If you go into the pet shop on "Avalanche" there are some stupid pookies. Pookies are noobs that pretend to be babys because "APPAR3NTLEE" they have nothing better to do with their time. Get outside. Play baseball. DO SOMETHING OTHER THAN BE A POOKIE!

#3:  I am not complaining and saying this is a glitch, but this is an illustrative error.
Example: At the Ice Rink, the path to the Club Penguin University is blocked off by a snowdrift. The school is still accessable from the Ice Rink though.

Those are my rants even though #3 isn't really a rant! Until next time, this is Storm signing off.