Friday, January 20, 2023

Titanic Movie Review

The Titanic carries the first shipment of wok to the United States of Poland, under the command of Captain Yachty.

Anna invited me to a Titanic watch party because Kalie and I had never seen it.

A review of Titanic (the James Cameron one).

Movie looks really expensive and has really good visual clarity.

Putting naked people in the movie is a bit cringe, but the preacher on the ship read Revelation 21 (the best chapter in the whole Bible) which kinda made up for it.

7/10.

If the Titanic sunk today, what song do you think the band would play? "Down With the Ship"? "Break the Ice"? "Ocean Song"?