Sharkbate the Shark and His Obnoxious and Surprisingly Annoying Reviews - Monday Misery (Garfield)

Hey guys, Storm here. Today I review an episode of Garfield that I dislike. No, I hate. No, scratch that, I loathe this episode. Now I don't mind this show. It's not bad. But today I have to talk about what is probably the worst episode of the entire series. And there is an episode where an evil plant tries to eat Garfield and Jon says that Garfield is hurting the plant. Yes, this is worse than that. I will talk about that episode at some point, but now I'm gonna talk about this episode.
So this episode begins with Jon's obnoxiously loud snoring. This is great. We're only 1 second in and I'm already annoyed. The writers obviously have no idea how annoying snoring is and they probably aren't gonna learn, so let's move on. Garfield comes in playing an accordion to the wrong notes (pulling back and forth at the same rate does not match the song playing, with different note lengths, different tones, and stuff like that) because Garfield somehow knows how to play one of those inerrantly. Then Garfield blackmails Jon into making him breakfast because he won't stop playing that awful song if he doesn't make some blueberry pancakes. It also turns out that Garfield has MORE instruments that he should know how to play waiting, just in case Jon actually wants to get a wink of sleep. Then that same annoying terrible song comes on when Jon gets up to go make breakfast. It also turns out that Garfield calls 25-30 pancakes a "short stack", explaining why he weighs at least 3 times as much as a regular cat. Garfield then proceeds to pour a whole coffee jug (the ones you see at the diner) full of syrup onto his pancakes. Jon then states that he has a penpal in Samoa. No context at all. He just comes in and says that he has a penpal in Samoa. This is obviously important because he wouldn't say it for no reason if it wasn't important to the story. Jon then says, "I forgot to tear a page off of my calendar!", a comment to which Garfield replies, "What difference does it matter what day it is?" Jon then tears off a page and it turns out that it's Monday. Monday has a terrible piece of 1 1/2 minute filler (in a 6 1/2 minute episode, lazy) that includes Garfield mauled by heavy crates, safes, and pies. The pie has an onomatopoeia word instead of a sound effect. The onomatopoeia is Splut, making a terrible joke where Garfield has no idea what that is so he gets hit in the face with a cream pie. This joke is funny because of how the character reacts. Maybe they cry. Maybe they get angry and smash thousands of Television sets to release their anger. It's not funny here because Garfield has NO EMOTION WHATSOEVER. He gets hit with the pie and he acts like nothing happened. Also, why is Garfield against Monday? He's a cat. He can do the same thing every day if he feels like it. Earlier IN THIS EPISODE he said, "What difference does it matter what day it is?" Garfield contradicts himself for no reason. He doesn't give a decent reason why he hates Mondays. He just does. He hates Mondays for no reason whatsoever. Great writing, guys! About 30 seconds later, Jon says, "Monday is just a day," which is true. He has no reason to hate Mondays. If the writers know one of the problems in their writing and don't fix it, there's a problem.
Garfield then starts walking around and suddenly a raincloud appears directly above his head and only his head so it rains on Garfield and only Garfield. He tries to hide from the rain. He finds a shed with a sign saying, "Beware of the splut." "What's a splut?" he asks, even though he just had a vision involving that word less than 5 minutes ago. He opens the door and finds a pie heading straight for him. The pie lands on his face. I said it before and I'll say it again, the pied person's reaction is what makes the pie joke funny. If the person has no reaction or emotion caused by the pie, the joke is not going to work. Garfield then walks out into an open pasture and a piano randomly falls on him for no reason at all. Since a piano falling on someone would be painful, nobody finds this funny. Garfield did nothing to deserve this. He did nothing wrong this whole episode besides annoy Jon, but nobody even remembers that because that only happened for like 15 seconds at the beginning. At home, Garfield arrives and finds that Jon is sending his Samoan friend a package. He then says, "I wonder if they have Mondays in Samoa." No crap, they have Mondays in Samoa! Every country on earth except for maybe North Korea or Cuba follows the same units of time. There is not more than one unit of time like there is with measurement. Garfield watches enough TV that he should know this! If he has seen a 14-hour-long documentary on the paperclip, he should have probably seen a clip on TV that says, "Hey kids! Did you know that the whole world uses the same unit of time?" or something along those lines. He then gets in the package without hesitation, without thinking, "Hey, maybe I'll get hurt! Maybe I'll never be able to go home again! Maybe the plane will be shot down by terrorists! Maybe I weigh 40 pounds and with me inside the package wouldn't have enough stamps for me to be able to go anywhere!" At the post office, Garfield is pounded because someone ships an anvil and it happens to come after him in the conveyer belt queue. This is cruel. NUnless its cartoony, no character should have a piano and an anvil fall on them. It's not cartoony in this, so there is no reason for this to happen. When Garfield arrives in Samoa, he finds out that in Samoa, Monday is just beginning. This doesn't make sense because air mail from the United States to Samoa would take probably 12 hours. The post office wouldn't be able to get Garfield from his house in a box to the office to the airport on a plane to Samoa and arrive within 20 hours. Garfield then finds a random building with a note saying "Gorsh" on the door. He asks himself, "What's a Gorsh?" He then opens the door even though he doesn't know what's inside. That's right, he opens the door without knowing what's inside. It could be an angry family that is very strict on privacy. It could be a booby trap. It could be..... a pie. Just like the gag we've had TWICE IN THIS 6 AND 1/2 MINUTE EPISODE ALREADY. It turns out to be a pie. It turns out that Gorsh is Samoan for Splut. Then why didn't it make the sound Splut? The locals obviously speak it if Garfield and the citizens can communicate. Oh, I know! It's because they needed to cram in another joke that we've already seen in this episode! Then the episode ends.

Well that was unpleasant. I hope I never have to do that again. Also, I'm working on a theory about Chowder (or maybe it's already up by the time this is posted, I don't know) so be sure to check out my site again soon in a couple days! Until next time, this is Storm signing out.

My 10th Anniversary Outfit

Hey guys, Storm here. Today I announced that I would be wearing a special outfit for the 10th Anniversary Party. Here is a picture of said outfit.

Now you may be wondering, "Hay STorm, y did u choose such a whacky outfit 4 da party?" Well I'm gonna tell you why. First of all, I chose the background as a memory of what Club Penguin originally looked like. I chose the pin because it looks cool and it has my favorite party hat on it.
I chose the Card-Jitsu Snow Beta Hat as a head item. I chose this because it's my favorite party hat that isn't the 7th Year Party Hat (which I don't own because I missed the party) and it was so fun testing Card Jitsu Snow. I also feel this hat is underused. Do you see betas walking around with clothes from the July 2014 Penguin Style? No, they wear their Party Hats. Here we have this wonderful collectors item, and nobody ever wears it.
For my face item I chose the Black Sunglasses. I made this decision because, as shown at the 8th Anniversary Party, the Black Sunglasses were the first face item made for the game. About this, I have a confession. I don't have ID-101 Black Sunglasses. I have ID-10101 Black Sunglasses unlockable from Herberts Revenge. I still chose these because nobody will notice.
For my neck item I chose the oldest neck item I have. This item is the Blue Scarf. I chose this because it's old and I wanted to use it to show that I care about old stuff.
For my body item (which is a type of item I rarely use, neither in my regular outfit or my Water Vikings uniform) I chose the Snowflake T-Shirt. I chose this for the same reason as the Blue Scarf.
For my Hand Item I chose the Hockey Stick for the same reason I chose the Black Sunglasses.
For my feet item, I chose the Black Sneakers. I chose them because I always wanted the Black Sneakers and they finally came on sale in August, so I jumped at the chance. I never found a chance to wear them to an event and they look cool and old, so I will wear them now.
I chose the color Red because it contrasts nicely with light blue, but so do Orange and Dark Purple. During the party I will be constantly and randomly switching between these three colors.
So that's why I chose these items! Until next time, this is Storm signing off.

How I Would Make a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Video Game

Hey guys, Storm here. Lately I've been sick, and because of that, I've had to spend a lot of time in my room. Since I can't go to school or do stuff, I have a lot of time to think. And earlier today I started thinking about how I would make a TMNT video game. I think I've made a good enough list, so here you go.

• Use the 2003 Ninja Turtle designs 

            You tell me which one looks like he could actually do some damage. This one....

Or this one?

Do you see what I mean?

• Use cameras to my advantage   

           All four of the current video game systems (3DS, Wii U, Xbox One, Playstation 4) all have cameras in one way or another, be it in the controller like Wii U, attached to the screen like 3DS, or sold separately like Xbox Kinect. There could be a setting in the game that can turn the camera on or off and can sense if you are engaged or not and can control how powerful your player is. It is off by default and is in the medium amount of power when camera mode is not on. This is available for people with 3DS, Wii U, Xbox Kinect, Playstation Move, and Webcam. Cameras are not necessary to play the game.

• Make new villains

We've seen the Shredder a million times. He's in all 6(?) movies. We need a new main villain with some new smaller ones along the way. I don't know who or what yet, but we need some new ones.

• Make it look like a cartoon

The year is 2015. If we started today, we'd have a lot of work to get done. We'd have to get permission from Viacom, Nintendo, Microsoft, Sony, Apple, and a few more companies. We'd need a storyline, a development team, coders, graphic designers, voice actors, and then we need to beta test it, put it on the disks and cartridges, and ship it off to stores. We would also need some epic DLC with a bunch of new areas, missions, levels, and characters available to buy in the store (it won't even let you know there's DLC unless you visit that part of the store). By the time we get all this done, the game will probably be released in mid to late 2017. By that time, computer geniuses will have figured out how to fit so much more space on a disk or 3DS card. There will be less space required for dialogue and code, and more space that we can have for wonderful HD graphics. They can look exactly like they would in a cartoon. I hear that Gravity Falls is getting a DS game that looks kinda like the cartoon. What I mean in short is, I don't want a 3D character. I want a hand-drawn character with a black outline and shadows according to where the light source is. To make this easier, you might put some dim lights on one wall of the sewer instead of lights on both walls and above. 

• Epic DLC

Nobody likes bad DLC. By "bad DLC" I mean DLC that you need to buy to finish the game, expensive DLC, season passes, DLC with missions that aren't very good, stuff like that.

     Let's look at Club Penguin: Elite Penguin Force. This DS game was released in late 2008 and came with 13 missions. Once you completed those missions, you got to complete mini-missions around the island. Once you were done with those, you could use WiFi to download missions. These missions were really cool and fun. They were also free, so if you didn't like them you didn't feel ripped off.

      I feel like I should do that too, if I do get to work on a TMNT video game. I will have a smaller DLC for free with a small mission and maybe a costume pack for a character, and then I will have a big DLC for around 15 bucks with 5 missions and some new areas that were hidden before. In those areas, there is a bunch of stuff such as a trading system where you can trade certain costume packs for other costume packs with other players. There will also be a chest with 4-5 costume packs for some of our main heroes. I like what Poptropica does with costume packs on their app. There are a bunch of free costume packs, but there are some cool ones with 3-4 costumes for 99 cents a piece. That's also a good idea.

• Tie-in episode of the show

Since Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is always popular with kids, an episode of the show could only help promotion. The Turtles could go on a mission similar to the one in the game, but with a different means of defeating the villain. The same villain might be pulling off the same stunt in the same way, but the Turtles might have a cool new way to defeat him/her.

• Advertising on Nickelodeon

Since Turtles is owned by Nickeolodeon, I'm sure they wouldn't mind airing a few ads during commercial breaks of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. The speaker could say something similar to "You're watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles on Nickelodeon! If you'd like to see what mission the Turtles are going on next, try the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles game, available on PC, 3DS, Wii U, Xbox One, and PS4!" A bunch of kids would ask for it for Christmas or their birthday, lots of money for me, some goes to Nick and Viacom. There would be a ton of money in sales, and the company would look back and say, "It was worth it," because they gave up 10 seconds of adspace for a promotion of a game about their show, and a portion of the millions watching bought the game.

Those are my ideas! What do you think about this? Would you like a Turtles game this way? I know I would! Until next time, this is Storm signing off.

TEEN TITANS SEASON 6

So I know I haven't posted here much lately because I moved and then I was on vacation, but this is IMPORTANT. Watch this video, especially if you are a fan of Teen Titans from 2003. I need this video to see as many people as possible. Watch this video, do what it says. When you get to the message part, state how you want Teen Titans Go cancelled (only if you do, which I do, but I don't know about you), and how the original Teen Titans should be renewed for a 6th season with all the original crew, as many of the previous writers, animators, voice actors, mainly writers and voice actors, creators, execs, animators, producers, and editors returning. Until next time, this is Storm signing out.

Sharkbate the Shark and His Obnoxious and Surprisingly Annoying Reviews - Avatar: The Last Airbender

Hey guys, Storm here. Recently, (by recently I mean last Friday) I visited my pal Ethan's house and borrowed his DVDs of Avatar: The Last Airbender. I was binge watching this show until Monday, when I woke up with a sinus infection, a 99 degree fever (which is pretty high, my normal is 95), and since then I only watch like 8 episodes at most per day. Anyway, since AVATAR: TLA was divided into different sections using Books, I feel reviewing each book first and then the series in total is the simplest way of doing this. NOTE: THERE WILL BE SPOILERS IN THIS REVIEW. IF YOU DIDN'T KNOW THAT, YOU'RE EITHER STUPID OR JUST THE KIND OF PERSON WHO JUST READS AND DOESN'T REALLY PAY ATTENTION TO WHAT JUST HAPPENED.

Book 0: Pilot
For anyone reading who hasn't seen the pilot, you can watch it by clicking these five words.

The pilot's storyline is very confusing, but very simple. Aang, Sokka, Kya (Katara), and Momo were flying around on Appa and they land on some island for some reason. It turns out that Zuko, the banished prince, was on that island as well. Then, Sokka goes out somewhere to find some food. He finds some red berries, and decides to eat them.... for.... some.. reason..... He turns around to find Fire Nation soldiers (voiced by the same person who voices Zuko) riding rhinos. The soldiers capture him because.... Uhhh... Can I have some help here please? Why they were just wandering around, I don't know, but that's not important. They take Sokka into custody. Aang and Kya get suspicious and find Sokka in the construction site for a Zuko statue. Sokka and Kya are thrown into a prison pit. Aang fights off Zuko... In a way. Kya notices that water is leaking into the pit from above, and uses the water to flood the hole and escape. Aang grabs Sokka and Kya and flies away. Whilst flying, Aang flies directly above Momo and a basket of food, forcing Sokka into them both. They then fly away. The pilot ends at this point, roll credits.

Wait a second, did I say simple? WHAT KIND OF A PERSON AM I?
A terrible liar, I guess.

Where were they headed? I don't know.
Where did Momo come from? I don't know.
Why didn't they have food? I don't know.
Why did Sokka eat the berries that could potentially be poisonous? I don't know.
Why were the soldiers just walking through the woods? I don't know.
Why did Zuko just throw Sokka and Kya into a pit instead of a cell? I don't know.
Why was Kya's name changed from Kya to Katara in the real show? To mess up my mind and get her name mixed up with my friend Huntara's name, which is a pretty bad reason to change a character's name.

Also note that Aang is voiced by a different person in the final series.

Book 1: Water
Now, I'm not going to explain this one's plot for you, you are going to have to watch for yourself.
I like the first chapter very well. I like how Huntara Katara just straight out yells at Sokka for being immature 6-year-old brat. I like the animation on how the boat was smashed. You know, it's the small things that count, or however that saying goes. I like the penguin sliding part. The second chapter was also excellent. The scene in Chapter 3 where we see the Avatar state and Monk Gyatso or however it's spelled was very surprising and if your mother wanted you to turn off the TV and go outside during that scene, I would be sure that at least one person would chop off someone's head with a giant guillotine. The Kioshi Island chapter was completely necessary, but came too early in the series. The Bumi ending of chapter 5 was quite surprising. Not a disappointing surprise, like I get almost every time I get a surprise, but a happy surprise. It was awesome to see Aang in the spirit world in the Winter Solstice double-episode. It was very satisfactory watching the Blue Spirit chapter, and watching Zuko kidnap Aang as the blue spirit. It made you think a little. Why would he kidnap him? So he can bring him to his father and earn his honor back, or so he believed. As for the Siege of the North chapters, they're too good for words. What a coincidence that Sokka and Katara's grandmother was engaged the waterbending master!
Book rating: 9 out of 10, I wasn't a fan of the Northern Air Temple chapter.


Book 2: Earth
Read the first sentence of my review of Book 1 before proceeding.
While the Avatar State episode was quite annoying and disappointing, the next episode, the Cave of Two Lovers involved a later-famous song, Secret Tunnel. The Return to Omashu wasn't that bad, and it saw the return of a few side characters. The Blind Bandit was one of those episodes that you can't miss or else you have no idea what's going on. Very entertaining indeed. As for the Zuko Alone episode, I don't see why they couldn't just use these as like half of the episode with another story involving Aang and the other people. The next episode was titled The Chase. In this episode, uhhh, Azula hurts her relatives. I don't really remember much more than that. I give this episode a thummz down. The episode Bitter Work resolved some conflicts and taught some message of some kind. The message was: If your friend is gone too long, look for him. I LOVED The Library. The owl was creepy, omnipotent, and omnipresent, making him more creepy. We also discovered some valuable information. This episode started a longer plot as well: The hunt for Appa. So they look for Appa over the next few episodes. During these episodes, Toph hopes to die, some kid is born, the Fire Nation try to break into Ba Sing Se, and some other stuff happens. They find Appa, and Aang visits a Guru to learn how to control the Avatar State. He then opens some door thingamajigs (I never actually caught their name) so he can control the Avatar state. For the last thingamajig to open so he can enter and exit the avatar state at will, he needs to let go of all he loves. He finally learns to do that. But then he sees that Huntara Katara is in danger, and he needs to go. The guru then states that if he quits now, the last door thing will be locked. He leaves anyway. So eventually Huntara Katara is in this one bunkercaveprison place under the lake and it just so happens that Zuko is there too. I don't really remember too much from this episode, but anyway, continuing, Aang and Sokka show up at the cave and Azula shows up at the cave and I think General Iroh shows up at the cave as well. So then Azula fights Aang and Aang dies and everyones sad now and the book is over.
Book Rating: 8/10 I wasn't too happy when the baby's name was Hope in the Serpent's Pass. That name is the 233rd most popular name. Yeah. I looked it up. Most of the episodes weren't very memorable, and looking at the episode list to see which ones to review, I had no idea what most were about. I forgot in less than 2 weeks. That's like 15 episodes. Forgotten in less than 2 weeks.

Toph Literally Wants to Drown, No Kidding

Book 3: Fire
This was probably the best out of all of them. Aang with hair is pretty weird, though. It tells a decent story. It features not only a double-episode story, but also a 4-part episode. Zuko joins the gang, surprising many. The design of the western air temple is quite creative as well. The lion turtle seen in the pilot has returned and is better than you, so shut up and leave it alone. The ending was quite creative, and it was very nice to see the heroes get what they deserve. The Fire Nation is defeated and the war is over. Zuko is the Fire Lord. ZUKO IS THE FIRE LORD. It was crazy how he was only on the good side for less than 15 episodes, and we still liked it when he became Fire Lord. Why? Because the writers know what they are doing. Most writers don't have a clue about anything and have never been so unsure about anything in their life. Michael Dante Dimartino and Bryan Konietzo did well, and we will be forever thankful.
This has been Avatar: The Last Airbender. If you were wondering why Books 1&2 were reviewed so differently from Book 3, books 1&2 were reviewed around April 10th, and the Book 3 review was written on May 17th and I was busy with softball and school.
Until next time, this is Storm signing off.