Saturday, September 17, 2016

It's Mah Birthday!

In the odd case that you didn't read the title of the post or my Twitter profile, today, September 16th is the anniversary of my day of birth. YAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYY

That will be all.

Tuesday, September 6, 2016

The Case of the Corrupted .SWFs Unedited, Uncut with Commentary

In July, I guest wrote a post for Dj Stores, which was posted on PengFeed. In the process, he made a few edits to comply with his site's rules. But he didn't edit the Google Doc, so I have the original version that I sent him. If you would like me to make more, I would. Just say the word and you'll have hundreds of PengFeed posts by me by January. Anyway, here it is.

Saturday, September 3, 2016

Exposing Herbert P. Bear

Guys, I found the most crucial information ever.

I have discovered lost photos of Herbert having fun in Club Penguin.

Herbert partying in the Nightclub, circa 2007

If he hates the island of Club Penguin and all penguins living there, why would he be enjoying himself in a building built by penguins? Hmmmm.....

Herbert swimming in the Underground Pool, circa November 2006
Herbert is having fun wading in a pool built for penguins. Even more mysterious.

Herbert warms himself by the campfire at the Cove, circa January 2011
Well, he would like the warmth....

Herbert decides not to take his vegetarian pizza to go.
Okay, this is insane. Herbert doesn't hate penguins and he doesn't hate cold. He's been lying to us just for attention. He's just like us. But he tried to freeze us, and kidnap our pets, and chop up our Ski Lodge, just so we would focus our efforts on him. What a selfish prick.

Me deporting Herbert P. Bear from Club Penguin, so he never returns.
I did what had to be done.

Friday, September 2, 2016

People That Should Work at CP

Hey yall.

So Dadted posted a list of 5 people that he thinks should work at Club Penguin and while that list is okay, I think there are many other people that would also be qualified, so I'm making my own list.

1: Trainman1405

He could be a moderator. The game needs a few more of those, anyway.

2: Squeky10

Animator of rooms and such. Things like the fire in The Dining Hall from the Medieval Party 2013 or the puffles in the Lighthouse from the Puffle Party 2012 seem like things he would be good at.

3: Hat Pop & Sharkbate

Animators of shorts and such. Actually I'm not sure which one animates an which one does all the other things, but still. Videos such as the following seem to be right up their alley.

4: Carphon

Historian. Documents events on CP and occasionally posts them on the What's New Blog.

5: Spark Flurry

Writing for videos- I don't know how well he would work with the HP & Shark writer, but he's a good video writer and should be hired to do that.

6: Sandor

He worked on Flippr and kinda built most of it. He's good at designing rooms.

7: Ninjakrom

Good graphic designer. He could work on the catalogs and newspapers and stuff.

8: Huntara


9: Icystorm 9

Just kidding.

Okay, I'm done. Goodbye!