Guys, I found the most crucial information ever.
I have discovered lost photos of Herbert having fun in Club Penguin.
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| Herbert partying in the Nightclub, circa 2007 |
If he hates the island of Club Penguin and all penguins living there, why would he be enjoying himself in a building built by penguins? Hmmmm.....
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| Herbert swimming in the Underground Pool, circa November 2006 |
Herbert is having fun wading in a pool built for penguins. Even more mysterious.
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| Herbert warms himself by the campfire at the Cove, circa January 2011 |
Well, he would like the warmth....
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| Herbert decides not to take his vegetarian pizza to go. |
Okay, this is insane. Herbert doesn't hate penguins and he doesn't hate cold. He's been lying to us just for attention. He's just like us. But he tried to freeze us, and kidnap our pets, and chop up our Ski Lodge, just so we would focus our efforts on him. What a selfish prick.
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| Me deporting Herbert P. Bear from Club Penguin, so he never returns. |
I did what had to be done.
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