My dad wanted to watch it. A review of Jingle All The Way (1996) dir. Brian Levant, starring Rainier Wolfcastle's IRL counterpart.
Minnesota reference. 10/10.
Not actually. This is a wacky, zany, goofy little flick. Spoiler alert. There's an underground crime ring for bootlegging Turbo Man dolls. Sinbad as a mailman is great casting, it's really funny when he blows up the radio station with a mail bomb. Kaczynski was caught during this movie's production.
The Turbo Man costume is decked out. Why does a parade costume need a functional jet pack? The final scene when Arnold Schwarzenegger flies around with it is really fun.
Jake Lloyd as Arnold's son is adorable. It's like seeing your teacher at the grocery store. But Ted is evil. Worst attempt at homewrecking ever.
Arnold was called a pervert for chasing a kid through a playground. 4/10
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