The Case of the Corrupted .SWFs Unedited, Uncut with Commentary

In July, I guest wrote a post for Dj Stores, which was posted on PengFeed. In the process, he made a few edits to comply with his site's rules. But he didn't edit the Google Doc, so I have the original version that I sent him. If you would like me to make more, I would. Just say the word and you'll have hundreds of PengFeed posts by me by January. Anyway, here it is.

Exposing Herbert P. Bear

Guys, I found the most crucial information ever.

I have discovered lost photos of Herbert having fun in Club Penguin.

Herbert partying in the Nightclub, circa 2007

If he hates the island of Club Penguin and all penguins living there, why would he be enjoying himself in a building built by penguins? Hmmmm.....

Herbert swimming in the Underground Pool, circa November 2006

Herbert is having fun wading in a pool built for penguins. Even more mysterious.

Herbert warms himself by the campfire at the Cove, circa January 2011

Well, he would like the warmth....

Herbert decides not to take his vegetarian pizza to go.

Okay, this is insane. Herbert doesn't hate penguins and he doesn't hate cold. He's been lying to us just for attention. He's just like us. But he tried to freeze us, and kidnap our pets, and chop up our Ski Lodge, just so we would focus our efforts on him. What a selfish prick.

Me deporting Herbert P. Bear from Club Penguin, so he never returns.

I did what had to be done.

People That Should Work at CP

Hey yall.

So Dadted posted a list of 5 people that he thinks should work at Club Penguin and while that list is okay, I think there are many other people that would also be qualified, so I'm making my own list.

1: Trainman1405

He could be a moderator. The game needs a few more of those, anyway.

2: Squeky10

Animator of rooms and such. Things like the fire in The Dining Hall from the Medieval Party 2013 or the puffles in the Lighthouse from the Puffle Party 2012 seem like things he would be good at.

3: Hat Pop & Sharkbate

Animators of shorts and such. Actually I'm not sure which one animates an which one does all the other things, but still. Videos such as the following seem to be right up their alley.


4: Carphon

Historian. Documents events on CP and occasionally posts them on the What's New Blog.

5: Spark Flurry

Writing for videos- I don't know how well he would work with the HP & Shark writer, but he's a good video writer and should be hired to do that.

6: Sandor

He worked on Flippr and kinda built most of it. He's good at designing rooms.

7: Ninjakrom

Good graphic designer. He could work on the catalogs and newspapers and stuff.

8: Huntara

memes

9: Icystorm 9

Just kidding.

Okay, I'm done. Goodbye!

What the heck is going on?

Wow, has it really been 5 months since I've typed a blog post?

Well, no. I have typed a few blog posts for Club Penguin Secrets and Poptropica Secrets this year, a total of 12 if you include posts that aren't quite finished or are scheduled to be released in the future. In fact, I have not one, but two posts scheduled to be released within the next week on Poptropica Secrets. But for this blog? You'd better believe it. But why is that?

Well, I've kinda been busy with things like school and family business. I've also been trying to focus more on my other two blogs, mentioned above. But now that summer is almost here, I will try to make a few posts in June before I go on my shortened summer hiatus. I will really try to be more active until then, as well as after.

Also, my blog turned 3 years old in March. So that's cool.